Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!
The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught
a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn’t use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like “…but just this once you can have it for free, don’t tell my boss though” he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying “yes….. yes!!!!!” like the sickos comic
ok so imagine being law. imagine you are trafalgar law from one piece. you decide to form an alliance with monkey d luffy because he was the most convenient option at the time and you really want to take down doflamingo. you dont really know luffy very well because you only met him one time for like five minutes. almost immediately after sealing the deal on your alliance you regret it because youve realized that luffy is a maniac who listens to nobody and his crew is made up of freaks. “oh god what have i done im screwed” you think, because luffy doesnt even understand what “alliance” means. he thinks youre his new best friend now. but the cook reassures you that luffy is good on his promises despite his eccentricity and you can trust him. he seems sympathetic to your plight, like he understands how you feel. “oh thank god, someone normal i can talk to” you think. five minutes later you watch the cook nearly pass out because he saw a womans bare ankle. you regret waking up that morning.
